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I have lost my bottles of both omeprazole and famotidine and I am Suffering™️

toadschooled:

llatimeria:

toadschooled:

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This one’s kind of not large just being honest

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isolated him

Thanks I feel safer now

tartrazeen:
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I recently got a toaster oven and like. Where had this been all my life. You’re telling me I can just toast cheesy bread and not have to turn the whole oven on or put it in a pan?? Granted the bottom of my bread did not toast which was not ideal but it was still quicker than a pan and tin foil. Maybe I can just pop it in the toaster for a minute to kick start it. I currently don’t have an oven oven

turtlegirlave:

mandy-lane:

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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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Not a Barbie, not a Ken, but a secret third thing (Allan)

One of my greatest assets and greatest weaknesses is that I’m very non threatening. Comes in handy during work because it puts clients at ease to see a happy 20 something girl as the person they hired but also it’s not great when Im trying to do something like walk down a street at night. Sometimes I wish I could make myself look scary but I am really not suited to that kind of thing

Just saw a post on fb of a person bragging about cutting their ice coffee down from three medium iceds a day to only one. Three a day?? Are you insane??? Even one every day seems like a lot to me, three I can’t even imagine. If I drink more than one cup I start shaking